That Ain't Right Son

It’s reported that New Zealand is cracking down on parents who get a bit too creative with their baby names (NOO!) Seriously dude? WTF? This is the land where they name their kids Bret (pronounced Brit)

Here are some of the names on that listing:

• Lucifer, Duke, Messiah and 89
• Bishop, Baron, General, Judge, King, Knight and Mr., names that were all said to be too similar to titles.
• The letters, C, D, I and T were also rejected as first names
• Names involving asterisks, commas, periods and other punctuation marks.

It was also said that

In Sweden, name choices are subject to a naming law. While Lego and Google have been approved as names for children, Superman, Metallica and Elvis, and the name Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced Albin, were not approved.

This is the horrible world we live in. I want to live in a country where I can name my daughter Harper Seven, Pilot Inspektor, or Apple. I want my kid to be embarrassed. I guess my only choice is North Korea.